• clashboarding:

    when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change

    image

    (Source: milfdud)

  • king-of-westeros:

    kingofwesteros:

    in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

    you’re telling me mate

  • cheskasmagicshire:

zzazu:

no thats scary

Imagine if you got a sheet of paper big enough to do a whole body.
It would look like there was someone trapped in the painting.
    usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better
  • deanwinchesterfairyprincess:

    sir-hathaway:

    legalmatter:

    why does everyone always associate satan with heavy metal

    for all we know satan could like smooth jazz

    Why does everyone associate satan to look like some horned goat-typed devil when in reality he’s probably a handsome gentleman in a full body suit who tips his hat at men and women.

    i believe you are describing mark pellegrino

    (Source: spnfans)

  • nerdinessinabluebox:

    thorthousand1:

    Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

    ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME